Another Haiku

From J:

I'm in a haiku kind of mood tonight. An ode to PhD studies:

Part 1:

Academia
Single word lines simplify
Thesis, here I come!

Part 2:

Boss wants results fast
Time to plan experiments!
...minesweeper distracts.

Part 3:

Finished with devices
Scanned for 6 hours, got data
Results don't agree

Part 4:

Complete data, check
New Google Scholar search time
Already published :-(

Part 5:

Tweak topic, rewrite.
Submit it ambitously
Accepted! Cloud nine.