The new season of Dancing with the Stars premiered last night, so it's time for my predictions. It seems like this season has a lot of really good dancers and a lot of really bad dancers. No heartbreak will occur for about the first five people kicked off (Gary Busey, Paula Deen, Chaka Khan, Victor Espinoza, and Kim Zolciak Biermann). After that, things will get real as the good dancers battle it out.
Here's what I predict:
- Chaka Khan danced to "I Feel For You" on the first show, so next week she'll dance to "I'm Every Woman." Then if she gets kicked off there's no loss since she already danced to her only two songs people would recognize. (side note: Chaka Khan's real name is Yvette Marie Stevens - doesn't exactly have the same ring to it) Chaka Khan isn't too good, but at least she's better than the trainwreck that was Lolo Jones.
- Andy Grammer will dance to "Keep Your Head Up" this season since Derek & Nastia Liukin already used "Honey, I'm Good" for their Charleston last season (while Andy performed the song).
- Anna has contracted multiple diseases from just having to touch Gary Busey. I hope she showers immediately after rehearsals and shows.
- Tamar is a good dancer, but she's way too outspoken. Her mouth will get her kicked off eventually when she says something that makes people stop voting for her.
- Alek and Lindsay start dating.
- Emma goes back to old partners next season after putting up with a 15-year-old this season.
- Credit to J for this prediction: Bindi Irwin will dance with a snake at some point during the season (by the way, J only watches DWTS to see Emma, who he finds highly attractive).
Finally, I'd like to say that I'm disappointed that she show started recycling music last night. The song that Tamar & Val danced to is the same one that Shawn Johnson & Mark Ballas used for their freestyle. It's also the same song that Amber Riley sang on a guest performance. Lame.
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