Housing Humor

Our area has a lot of open houses.  A LOT.  It's like Parade of Homes every weekend.  So this afternoon we decided to get in on the action and tour some open houses.

Below are some of the more interesting features we saw.

At least they refinished the floors to remove the chalk body outline.

DO NOT drop your sandwich and back away from the fridge.
Although, it would make getting to the basement much faster.

Gargoyle upholstered chair and ottoman...

... to match the gargoyle mirror, of course!

Old school vice grip / torture device.

Yes, this bathroom has a bench, lamp, and curtains.
And a stylish accent pillow.

Another gargoyle, this time in the yard.
Different house than the gargoyle mirror and upholstery.
Gargoyles are the next big thing... you heard it here.

Excessive display of electrical use.

Does the recliner come with binoculars to see the television?

A very literal laundry room... the washer and dryer is in the room next to it.

Every master bedroom needs a wet bar, right?